"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
So, I’m being a little more active on Twitter, if anybody is interested in the ramblings/complaints of a bored college student on spring break. Feel free to talk to me. You don’t even have to introduce yourself or anything. @LizzyGracie (I can’t link because I’m on mobile)